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Aslan's Leg by jflaxman Aslan's Leg by jflaxman
Some British citizens were so alarmed at the prospect of a sequel to ‘V for Vendetta’ they sent their children to the country. Harold and Mary just hid in a bin. But it was no ordinary bin. It led to a faraway land where it was always Christmas but never winter: a fair approximation of hell.

“Ho!” said Aslan, the talking lion. “That was indeed no ordinary bin! A terrorist left a bomb in it and blew your poor little bodies to bits, so now you’re here with me forever!”

What happened then was almost too beautiful for words. Aslan’s leg grew, and grew, until it no longer looked like a lion’s leg! “Wow!” cried Harold and climbed on. Mary squealed as she touched it. “It’s like yoghurt wrapped in skin!”

“What’s happening to me?” cried Aslan. “It’s not meant to go like this!”

“You’re suffering from a severe case of neoplasia,” said a nearby talking owl. “It’s rare, but you’re not the first. Chalk up another victory for the proponents of Intelligent Design.”
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curtsibling Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
CS Lewis would be shocked, but I suspect, secretly amused!
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artizek Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*sobs a little* He's so beautiful!
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TheGurch Featured By Owner May 30, 2013
is there a cure?
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mhm98 Featured By Owner May 4, 2013
That's what you get when faggots runs around wearing ugly masks and claiming they're fighting the good fight
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Shapula Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Gave me a good laugh!
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Vaghauk Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
wow! this is... just sweet! :D
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OnGe Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
Ande here, kids, you see whats wrong with using drugs :)
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Viergacht Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Professional General Artist
. . . . . whoa.
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TickleMeHoHo Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I will never see the Chronicles of Narnia the same way, ever again... XD
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MightyBOBcnc Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013
Trippy.
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